Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Aku MC 2 Hari
Sori la. Isnin ngan Selasa aku dok rumah, so tak nmpk la ke'dahsyat'an Malaysian driver untuk 2 hari ni. Hari ni plak (Rabu), aku masih terlalu letih untuk notice ke'dahsyat'an Malaysian driver. So jawabnya, tunggu smp aku btul2 pulih.
Thursday, January 21, 2010
The Nominees For Friday 22/1/2010
There's only one nominee for today:
1. WHT 3733 - Mercedes Silver Color for his outstanding role in "Changing Lane Without Giving Signal".
The award goes to... who else?
W(a) H(idu) T(ahi) 3733! Ngok nak mampos. Kereta besar, telo kecik. Opppss, sori. Otak kechik!
1. WHT 3733 - Mercedes Silver Color for his outstanding role in "Changing Lane Without Giving Signal".
The award goes to... who else?
W(a) H(idu) T(ahi) 3733! Ngok nak mampos. Kereta besar, telo kecik. Opppss, sori. Otak kechik!
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
The Nominees For Thursday 21/1/2010
The nominees for today are:
1. WFC 8876 - Honda Accord for his stunt in "Crossing the Traffic Secara Bodohnya". I would profile this person as someone who is main lubang kiri dan kanan. He's actually cheating on his wife behind her back.
2. WPV 2051 - Toyota Vios Black Color for his role in "Changing Lane Without Giving Signal". He's the person who just cucuk je walaupun tak basah lagi. Dia je yang boleh capai orgasm. Never really care if his partner enjoy the sex or not.
And the award goes to.....
WFC 8876!!! Memang the arse of the day la. Congrats.
1. WFC 8876 - Honda Accord for his stunt in "Crossing the Traffic Secara Bodohnya". I would profile this person as someone who is main lubang kiri dan kanan. He's actually cheating on his wife behind her back.
2. WPV 2051 - Toyota Vios Black Color for his role in "Changing Lane Without Giving Signal". He's the person who just cucuk je walaupun tak basah lagi. Dia je yang boleh capai orgasm. Never really care if his partner enjoy the sex or not.
And the award goes to.....
WFC 8876!!! Memang the arse of the day la. Congrats.
The Nominees For Wednesday 20/1/2010
There's only one nominee for today, and that's only for the supporting role since i tumpang my friend's car and came across this person:
1. WQL 1945 - MyVi White Color for her role in "Mommy, I can drive while sms'ing". Excellent quality especially the part where she nearly bang my friend's car.
And the award goes to.... (no cookie for guessing who)
WQL 1945!!! I'm absolutely sure she's the type that will make love to any guy since from her driving while sms'ing tells me that as long as she had sex, it doesn't matter to her who the guy is. Will be one of those wives yang basah tak basah, husband cucuk je. Depan ke, belakang ke, tak kisah la, asal kena cucuk.
1. WQL 1945 - MyVi White Color for her role in "Mommy, I can drive while sms'ing". Excellent quality especially the part where she nearly bang my friend's car.
And the award goes to.... (no cookie for guessing who)
WQL 1945!!! I'm absolutely sure she's the type that will make love to any guy since from her driving while sms'ing tells me that as long as she had sex, it doesn't matter to her who the guy is. Will be one of those wives yang basah tak basah, husband cucuk je. Depan ke, belakang ke, tak kisah la, asal kena cucuk.
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
The Nominees For Tuesday 19/1/2010
The nominee for today is:
1. BJP 5224 for his role in "Potong The Queue". Ke'bangang'annya memang terserlah. This guy buat business Kitchen Cabinet. Siap ada this number on his car: 0162008858. Ni jenis kalau 'bikin chenta' memang main terus masuk punya la. Sebab tak pandai nak ikut peraturan beratur. Terus-terus ja mo masuk line. Basah pun belum, trus mo cucuk.
2. WNK 5522 - Black color Matrix. Stunning role in 'Langgar Lampu Merah'. It's very easy to profile this driver. Wife/GF having period also still wants to have sex.
And the award goes to.....
Can't decide la. Both are dumb arses la. So for today's award, i declare both of them the winner. Congrats to you both. And can somebody help me to call BJP 5224 to tell him that he's a winner. His phone number (written on his car) is 016 200 8858. And tell him he was choosen as one of the arsehole for today. Thank you in advance.
1. BJP 5224 for his role in "Potong The Queue". Ke'bangang'annya memang terserlah. This guy buat business Kitchen Cabinet. Siap ada this number on his car: 0162008858. Ni jenis kalau 'bikin chenta' memang main terus masuk punya la. Sebab tak pandai nak ikut peraturan beratur. Terus-terus ja mo masuk line. Basah pun belum, trus mo cucuk.
2. WNK 5522 - Black color Matrix. Stunning role in 'Langgar Lampu Merah'. It's very easy to profile this driver. Wife/GF having period also still wants to have sex.
And the award goes to.....
Can't decide la. Both are dumb arses la. So for today's award, i declare both of them the winner. Congrats to you both. And can somebody help me to call BJP 5224 to tell him that he's a winner. His phone number (written on his car) is 016 200 8858. And tell him he was choosen as one of the arsehole for today. Thank you in advance.
The Nominees For Monday 18/1/2010
The nominees for today are:
1. MJT 4935 - White Alza : for his role in Not Giving Signal in changing lane. His performance is superbly WTF! Would love to see him do a "Makan Dam" act and get caught by the police traffic.
2. MLF 4816 - Naza Ria : for his role in Not Giving Signal, as well.
And the award goes to.....
MJT 4935: The stupidest asshole for today! A no brainer driver. Probably that's how you made love to your wife. Tak bagi signal, tak basah lagi, dah nak cucuk!
1. MJT 4935 - White Alza : for his role in Not Giving Signal in changing lane. His performance is superbly WTF! Would love to see him do a "Makan Dam" act and get caught by the police traffic.
2. MLF 4816 - Naza Ria : for his role in Not Giving Signal, as well.
And the award goes to.....
MJT 4935: The stupidest asshole for today! A no brainer driver. Probably that's how you made love to your wife. Tak bagi signal, tak basah lagi, dah nak cucuk!
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